Today I bring you a profound statement about American obesity. In the news today, we are hearing more and more about the increasing amount of obesity in America. Is due to poor eating habits and lack of motivation in U.S. citizens? Probably, but I believe that there is something more sinister at hand; something that may be considered the best innovation to modern day fashion. Ladies and gentleman, I blame the "Jegging."
The jegging, a hybrid between the conventional pair of "jeans" and "leggings," emerged in the fashion forward scene around the fall 2009 season. SInce it's (re)introduction to the fashion industry, it has been welcomely embraced by pant-lovers of all types. The jegging, with its functional and fashionable appeal, offers the comfort and stretch of a legging, with the look and sometimes feel of your favorite denim. It offers less bulk than the average pair of jeans and more durability than typical cotton or spandex leggings. Not to mention the ease of mobility that has been coveted for centuries. It can be dressed up or down, and is available in many different washes and fabrics. For the pant-lover, the jegging is truly the best of both worlds.
Though the jegging may appear to be your best friend, I believe it to be the most nefarious item in your closet. The reason being is this: because of the jegging's unique ability to stretch and shape to the wearer's form, the stretch also enables it to fit a variety of body sizes. When I say a variety of body sizes, I mean you (the wearer's) different fluctuations in size. I'm talking about weight gain.
Undesirable as it is, most people experience natural changes in body weight over the course of their lifetime. This correlates with seasons, emotional states, stress, activity, etc. Before the jegging, the easiest way to tell when you were increasing in body mass (aka getting fatter) was by the way that your pants fit. The stiff shape of normal denim jeans has always been a good measure of size and they make it clear when the pants' capacity has reached its limit. Jeggings on the other hand, know no such boundaries.
Just like the world's most baggy and unsightly sweatpants, jeggings have a surprisingly large body mass capacity. They defy all laws and can grow to horrifyingly enormous sizes--just like the person wearing them. They do not give the friendly but firm reminder that you are are expanding, as normal pants do; rather, they lead you into a false sense of security, leaving you unaware that you are putting on pounds.
Everything about the jegging is misleading. It is both its greatest asset and deadliest flaw. When you first purchase a pair, you are told to buy 1-2 sizes below your normal size because of the remarkable stretch ability. From the initial meeting you are beguiled into believing that you are smaller than you actually are. This is a tragedy that must be stopped before the damage is done.
Do not allow yourself to be fooled by this seemingly miraculous clothing innovation. The jegging may seem like your best friend at first, but it will only leave you with a broken heart and perhaps, a broken scale. If you are one of the many victims claimed by the jegging, do not despair, it is not too late. There is hope and there are people to help you. Please do American obesity a favor and spread the word. Tell your friends, your neighbors and Michelle Obama if possible. The spread of the jegging must not go on.
Oh, and someone better warn Conan.
The jegging, a hybrid between the conventional pair of "jeans" and "leggings," emerged in the fashion forward scene around the fall 2009 season. SInce it's (re)introduction to the fashion industry, it has been welcomely embraced by pant-lovers of all types. The jegging, with its functional and fashionable appeal, offers the comfort and stretch of a legging, with the look and sometimes feel of your favorite denim. It offers less bulk than the average pair of jeans and more durability than typical cotton or spandex leggings. Not to mention the ease of mobility that has been coveted for centuries. It can be dressed up or down, and is available in many different washes and fabrics. For the pant-lover, the jegging is truly the best of both worlds.
Though the jegging may appear to be your best friend, I believe it to be the most nefarious item in your closet. The reason being is this: because of the jegging's unique ability to stretch and shape to the wearer's form, the stretch also enables it to fit a variety of body sizes. When I say a variety of body sizes, I mean you (the wearer's) different fluctuations in size. I'm talking about weight gain.
Undesirable as it is, most people experience natural changes in body weight over the course of their lifetime. This correlates with seasons, emotional states, stress, activity, etc. Before the jegging, the easiest way to tell when you were increasing in body mass (aka getting fatter) was by the way that your pants fit. The stiff shape of normal denim jeans has always been a good measure of size and they make it clear when the pants' capacity has reached its limit. Jeggings on the other hand, know no such boundaries.
Just like the world's most baggy and unsightly sweatpants, jeggings have a surprisingly large body mass capacity. They defy all laws and can grow to horrifyingly enormous sizes--just like the person wearing them. They do not give the friendly but firm reminder that you are are expanding, as normal pants do; rather, they lead you into a false sense of security, leaving you unaware that you are putting on pounds.
Everything about the jegging is misleading. It is both its greatest asset and deadliest flaw. When you first purchase a pair, you are told to buy 1-2 sizes below your normal size because of the remarkable stretch ability. From the initial meeting you are beguiled into believing that you are smaller than you actually are. This is a tragedy that must be stopped before the damage is done.
Do not allow yourself to be fooled by this seemingly miraculous clothing innovation. The jegging may seem like your best friend at first, but it will only leave you with a broken heart and perhaps, a broken scale. If you are one of the many victims claimed by the jegging, do not despair, it is not too late. There is hope and there are people to help you. Please do American obesity a favor and spread the word. Tell your friends, your neighbors and Michelle Obama if possible. The spread of the jegging must not go on.
Oh, and someone better warn Conan.
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